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It was my privilege.

Go on a date with girl
Take her to nice restaurant
She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks
Ask for the check
The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table
Look of horror comes across the girl's face
I reach for the check and place my credit card inside
She begins to tremble
Tears well up in her eyes
I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing
I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it
The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her
She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away.
The waiter returns to take the check away
All is lost to her now
Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap.
Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry
I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me
I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?"
"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears
I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face
And I tell her, "It was my privilege."

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post #2 of 68 (permalink) Old 01-13-2013, 11:09 PM
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Never happened. My wife also calls bogus. Any normal gal woulda ordered a honkin' steak and nice dessert too.

Or is this a joke?


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There is some vital info missing from the whole story.
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Did she suck her way to payment?

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This thread is worthless without a video or at least a pic !

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This thread is highly disappointing. I was not entertained nor in the slight bit amused at the lack of exuberance portrayed upon the forum.

Matter of fact, I found the degredation of women to be deplorable and of extreme distaste....

Unless you have pics....
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You at least got a handjob on the way home before tickling her tonsils right? I mean c'mon, tonsil tickling tears are like life's confirmation that you're doing it right. Far superior to He Foot The Bill Tears....just sayin

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This thread is highly disappointing. I was not entertained nor in the slight bit amused at the lack of exuberance portrayed upon the forum.

Matter of fact, I found the degredation of women to be deplorable and of extreme distaste....

Unless you have pics....
Won't someone please save this thread?

Think of the children?
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