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01-01-2013, 11:36 AM
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Congress collapses from exhaustion after doing its job
December 31, 2012
CONGRESS COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION AFTER DOING JOB POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ http://lh4.ggpht.com/bVDVsokUm7P8RQl...IWQ18eNyA=s288 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The House of Representatives adjourned this evening after the legislative body collapsed from exhaustion brought on by hours of doing its job. Hundreds of congressmen complained of headaches, dizzy spells, and extreme fatigue after putting in what sources called “a six, maybe seven-hour day.” With the nation headed over the fiscal cliff, there was no indication when Congress might reconvene, since many of its members had to be hospitalized after what was described as their near-total physical meltdown. According to Dr. Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota Medical School, “Being forced to listen, compromise, and act like adults for minutes at a time was more punishing than these people could bear.” Dr. Logsdon said that the gruelling ordeal of doing their jobs would likely keep members of Congress in the hospital for weeks. “I don’t see these people getting back to work until February at the earliest,” he said. “And that’s great news for this country. Happy New Year, America.” Get the Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox. Photograph by J. Scott Applewhite/AP. Sent from my iPhone using AutoGuide.com App
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#3
01-01-2013, 05:51 PM
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After that they all went to the movies, had dinner, and retreated to their swanky hotels with their respective corporate masters to continue fellating them for more lobby money while the People continue to get screwed.
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01-01-2013, 06:47 PM
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true that....
hopefully, the Congress will vote no and go home... at least then there will be actual spending cuts - that they all voted for 2 years ago...
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01-01-2013, 07:20 PM
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I agree, I just thought this was too funny to not pass on.
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01-01-2013, 07:49 PM
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Unbelievable. These phucs were unable to resolve anyting for months on end. And now they're exhausted. Only in America. The founding fathters are spinning in their graves right about now.
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01-06-2013, 06:04 PM
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