| ||||
| ||||
|
New User? Register - Forgot Password | ||||||
| Register | Garage | Photo Gallery | FAQ | Members List | vBClassified | Googlemap ME | Calendar | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read | Auto Escrow | Auto Loans |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
#1
01-13-2013, 09:52 PM
|
||||
|
||||
It was my privilege.
Go on a date with girl
Take her to nice restaurant She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks Ask for the check The waiter places the check in front of me, not in front of her, not in the middle of the table Look of horror comes across the girl's face I reach for the check and place my credit card inside She begins to tremble Tears well up in her eyes I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing I chauvinistically place the check with the my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it The power of my oppression of this woman surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare directly at her She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away. The waiter returns to take the check away All is lost to her now Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap. Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry I feel my erect penis lift the tablecloth in front of me I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?" "Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears I lean forward, a devious, patriarchical smile spreading across my face And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
__________________
"Don't they know that we are in the cyberpocket of greatness?! And...another helicopter!"" 
|
| Sponsored Links | ||
Advertisement | ||
|
#2
01-13-2013, 11:09 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
I Snoped This
Never happened. My wife also calls bogus. Any normal gal woulda ordered a honkin' steak and nice dessert too.
Or is this a joke?
__________________
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Oh Bob, It's So Big And Long!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \'96 BBB: SSRI, Herter Tune, Tri-Y II, SLP SS, 3000 Edge, F/HO bars, METCO extendeds, Bilsteins, currently Vredestein Ultrac Sessanta (315/35 rear) \'95 FTSS: total mono gray, SSRI, Anthony tune, Aero catback/H/resonators, SS bars and coils, Hotchkis LCAs, Bilsteins/Airlift 1000, NL rear discs
|
|
#3
01-14-2013, 04:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
+2. Pic's or it didn't happen!!
__________________
96 Caprice Wagon: LT1, Black exterior with ruby red inside, Corvette dress, LT4 valve covers, Edelbrock headers, SRI cai, Magnaflow muffs, Dynomax stainless tips that exit behind wheels, H-Pipe, built tranny with Corvette servos, Hipro valve body & stall convertor, 9C1 rear disc w/ SS backing plates & e-brake that works, Wildwood 1.5" rotors w/ 4 piston calipers in front, swaybars front & rear, Metco rear links, 17" chrome impy wheels. 1 of 485 built!! 
|
|
#5
01-14-2013, 09:15 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Stolen from Reddit or 4Chan!
__________________
Quote:
Quote:
Eric '96 BBB-WX3 w/52k Cam, heads, gears, exhaust! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
#6
01-14-2013, 09:48 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Did she suck her way to payment?
__________________
The 2013 IMPALA SS CLUB of AMERICA NATIONALS will be in the heart of NASCAR country at Charlotte Motor Speedway! YES you will compete AT Charlotte Motor Speedway! You don't want to miss this one! Road racing! Drag racing! Car Show! Sound-off! Autocrossing! And much more... Are you coming? Click here to sign up: www.issca.org ...do it NOW! ---------- * 3x ECIRS CHAMP 2004, 2006, 2012 * 2012 ISSCA Spirit of Chino Award * 2010 SSHS10 Class A Champ * 2005 BEST of ISSCA * Bunch of other stuff blah blah* www.ecirs.org * -94 BBB: big block RamJet 502 - work in progress - runs 12's so far...more to come! -95 BBB: Da Flambe - Area 51 396 now with AI swag! - 11.72 at 115 baby shot / 12.37 at 110 NA - 4625 lbs of fun - Original Owner 2-21-95 -96 BBB: Clean, perfect, 38K miles - SOLD - wrecked by Cracka -96 BBB: Area 51 Supercharged Best of ISSCA winner - 31K miles - SOLD - wrecked by Shane - Cracka: "BK at a sushi restaurant....more devastating to the ocean than a BP oil spill...."
|
|
#7
01-14-2013, 10:00 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
This thread is worthless without a video or at least a pic !
__________________
Louich 05 Tacoma TRD sport (daily beater!) 95 BBB WX3 (black widow eats engines like I drink beer) 3.73 w/ Eaton(400), H&R springs, Belltech Shocks, ZQ8 bump stops,CAI, CIA Tri-Y headers, Hi-flow, cats, 2.5 Spintech Pro Street Cat Back, PCM4less born feb 23 at 7h58  
|
|
#8
01-14-2013, 10:07 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
This thread is highly disappointing. I was not entertained nor in the slight bit amused at the lack of exuberance portrayed upon the forum.
Matter of fact, I found the degredation of women to be deplorable and of extreme distaste.... Unless you have pics....
|
|
#9
01-14-2013, 11:50 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
You at least got a handjob on the way home before tickling her tonsils right? I mean c'mon, tonsil tickling tears are like life's confirmation that you're doing it right. Far superior to He Foot The Bill Tears....just sayin
__________________
Hil Was Here...  Quote:
|
|
#10
01-14-2013, 12:29 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
Think of the children?
|
| Sponsored Links | |
Advertisement | |
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
