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hello to all, my names Lane i live close to wichita, i just got my first wagon...it a 92 buick roadmaster estate wagon, white with the woodgrain, tan interior and 5.7 with 227k on the clock, its pretty high but you wouldnt think it has that many if you drove it, future plans consist of fixing the minor body damage, still trying to determain what color i would like it to be, build a solid engine/tranny, do some custom interior work(nothing to crazy) i like the classic look, lower it a little bit, full moons, i look forward to learn alot about these vehicles...and hopefully be able to help out... and i will get some pics of it up by the end of the day
 

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Welcome! Enjoy your wagon, and be sure to post some pics in the wagon area. There pretty crazy over there, so be carefull. Oh, and stay away from cracka, hes kinda a big deal....


Oh, and NEVER, and I mean NEVER let cracka drive your whip.... It just wont end well....
 

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Welcome Lane. Don't believe everything you hear about Cracka. He never kills wagons so you'll be safe. As far as color, DGGM (Dark Green Gray Metallic) will increase power, handling and fuel mileage. Trust me.
 

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Yea, Stalin is pretty much on the money.... I am a big deal around here....

I don't take lip from nobody. Right now, you're nobody. I won't take your lip. You have anything to say, you ask me first and wait until permission is granted.


Never, under ANY circumstances, do you EVER look me in the eyes when you are talking to me. I wear mirrors on my shoes so that you can see how much of a pathetic loser you are when you look down at my feet.


Listen son, I don't know who you are but let me tell you something. You aint in Kansas no more.... you're on the mothertrucking Impala SS forum right now. Let me set the stage, I HAVE walked the walk, I HAVE talked the talk, I have been to the ends of the earth and back, I have seen the creation of the heavens and wallowed through the pits of Hades.... I have dined with emperors and broke bread with the meek. I have taken bullets for old ladies, and then walked them across the street. Demons never lay eyes on me for eternal blindness is the consequence of their insignificance. The only reason why the sun comes out in the morning is because I tell it to. I have broken diamonds with my bare heads and used my spit to glue it to a mitre saw just so I could cut through the bullsh** on this forum.


Don't cross me.... It is a battle you can not win, but walk within my shadow, follow my leadership through the tyranny and the injustice and when the day is through, the dust has settled, the smoke has cleared and the dead have been accounted for, you will rise up, look me in the eyes and know that I, am, the Cracka Ass Crackuh.


lol, that by far was my best introduction yet....


Oh and welcome to the forum :)
 

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Hello. I'm in Kansas, too. But I'm going to drive back over to Missouri later, pick up my son, bring him back into Kansas, wait for him to eat lunch, then bring us back to Missouri.
 

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Never, under ANY circumstances, do you EVER look me in the eyes when you are talking to me. I wear mirrors on my shoes so that you can see how much of a pathetic loser you are when you look down at me :)

By far the best line of the day lol
 

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Keep it white. It is the best color & make every other color look like turds. White has better aerodynamics & is not prone to breakage or wind resistance. Notice my name? One of my cars is white. The one in my sig is my Grey Ghost.
 

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Welcome to the forum! There are some great guys on this forum who know a lot about these cars and can help steer you in the right direction.

There are some other guys who...well never mind, you will find out soon enough.

Again welcome!
 

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Damn son, why you gotta be racialist?
Why did you have to go play that card for? I was only telling the truth about the "BEST" color for his car. Others may not think so because they are in "DENIAL". Here is my input on Impala colors. They did not offer them in white due to the fact that all the colors were "slower". I heard that white was going to be offered on the 97 model before they discontinued the car. WHITE IS FASTER.
 

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Greetings and salutations.

Come on in boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far!
 

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thank you all for the good welcome, sorry it took the rest of the day to update and post, went to get my brother another vehicle here are a couple pics of the wagon, i will post these and the rest in the wagons forum




 
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